Midlothian Comedians For Hire at Alive Network

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Discover local Comedians available to hire for weddings, corporate events & parties in Midlothian, hand-picked by our entertainment experts. With 184 verified reviews from previous customers, you can book with confidence, backed by secure contracts and 24/7 emergency support. With 26 years experience booking for over 186,000 events to date, we're the most trusted entertainment agency for hiring Comedians in Midlothian.

Ed Byrne

5 stars - Ed Byrne are Highly Recommended 1 Reviews
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Ed Byrne is unrivalled. He has played in major comedy venues across the UK & Ireland, appeared as a guest on TV panel shows including the BBC's Mock The Week & Never Mind The Buzzcocks, featured in a number of films and much more!...

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Matt Richardson

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A multi-award winning stand-up comedian & one of the most exciting young performers and presenters around! Credits include The Drive-Time Show on Virgin Radio, the Xtra Factor, Celebrity Juice & more!...

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Esther Manito

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So You Think You’re Funny finalist Esther Manito has another honour to add to her growing list of accolades. In July, the Anglo-Lebanese comedian will become the first female comedian to perform at the Dubai Opera House as part of Arts Canteen’s 'Arabs Are Not Funny' night.Esther's most popular projects include Crusade on ITVX, Stand Up Sketch Show on ITV2, Live at The Apollo, and #Notallmen....

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Tom Rosenthal

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Tom Rosenthal is an English actor, comedian, and writer, widely recognized for his television roles as Jonny Goodman in "Friday Night Dinner" and Marcus Gallo in "Plebs" . He has also written and performed three stand-up comedy shows: "Child of Privilege" and "Manhood", with "Manhood" earning critical acclaim at the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe Festival....

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Nina Conti

5 stars - Nina Conti are Highly Recommended 2 Reviews
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Ready to wow at your event, British actress, comedian and ventriloquist, Nina Conti has dazzled audiences on Live at the Apollo, Russell Howard’s Good News, and Sunday Night at the Palladium! PLEASE NOTE THAT NINA'S FEES START FROM APPROX £10,000 + VAT....

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Pete Firman

5 stars - Pete Firman are Highly Recommended 1 Reviews
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As the UK's leading comedy-magician, Pete Firman's skill for fusing magic & comedy has made him one of the most in-demand magicians around! Dubbed as having the best tricks in the universe by The Independent, Pete's unique show will dazzle & amaze! ...

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Ross Noble

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Ross Noble is an award-winning stand-up comedian and television presenter, instantly recognisable for his many appearances on shows such as QI, Have I got News For You and Alan Davies’ As Yet Untitled. Available to host and perform at a wide range of corporate events, Ross would liven up any awards ceremony, office party, or corporate dinner, making it a fun-filled night to remember....

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Jimmy Carr

5 stars - Jimmy Carr are Highly Recommended 1 Reviews
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One of Britain's most recognised comedians, Jimmy's dead pan style has earned him cult status!

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Booking A Comedian In Midlothian

What You'll Need To Know

Comedians in Midlothian cost from £327 to £27227. The average price in 2025 was £1134. Prices vary depending on experience, demand, size of act, travel costs and the specs of the equipment provided. Artists travelling into Midlothian from further away will usually charge more than a local act due to travel time and fuel costs.

We will always do our best to help you find Comedians within your budget, so please give us a call if you can't find what you're looking for.

Alive Network represents Comedians throughout Midlothian, with acts available for events in Bonnyrigg, Dalkeith, Lasswade, Loanhead, Penicuik.

On the rare occasion that we don't have an artist based within your area, we will always have artists in the neighbouring regions willing to travel.

To see the most local acts, enter a search using your event date and location, then use the 'nearest me' sort option.

Aside from representing some of the best Comedians in the UK, one of the main reasons to hire with Alive Network is security. We ensure your booking is covered 24/7 against any eventuality, so that no matter what, you can enjoy your event without worrying about whether your entertainment will turn up.

If your Comedian is ill or unable to perform, our team will be on hand to source a suitable replacement even out of office hours and at short notice.

Benefits of booking with us

Reliable, hand-picked Comedians
Safe, secure booking contracts for your peace of mind
Emergency cover 24/7, 365 days a year
Advice and support whenever you need it
Free cancellations within 5 days of booking
Easy enquiry and booking process
Trusted brand with over 186,000 previous clients
Instant online prices & availability

Established in 1999, Alive Network has grown to become the UK's largest live entertainment agency and one of the most trusted entertainment booking services in the world. We specialise in wedding entertainment, party entertainment and corporate entertainment, trusted by companies like Apple, Mercedes-Benz, Microsoft, Coca-Cola & Nike, and we have helped over 186,000 customers to hire the perfect live entertainment for their events. We are formally partnered with BIMM, the largest and leading provider of contemporary music education in the UK and Europe, ensuring that we are able to bring you the very best new talent exclusively at Alive Network.

Find more about Alive Network Entertainment Agency here

For information on joining Alive Network please visit our 'How to join' pages here where you will also find our online application forms.

There is no cost to join Alive Network but we are not a directory, so every application is individually assessed and we hand-pick the Comedians we want to represent.

For information on the following, see our Frequently Asked Questions:

If you have any other queries, simply visit our FAQ page.

Alternatively, our dedicated expert entertainment coordinators are on-hand to help. Simply call 0845 108 5500 or email enquiries@alivenetwork.com.

Midlothian Venues We Love Working With

We've helped thousands of customers in Midlothian to find their perfect entertainment fit, working closely with local venues to ensure each event runs to plan. Check out a small selection of the incredible venues we love working with in Midlothian.

Melville Castle EH18 1AP
Newhall Estate EH26 9LY
Marlins Wynd EH1 1QR
Royal College of Physicians EH2 1JE
Rosebery Steading EH23 4SP
Glencorse House EH26 0NZ
Oxenfoord Castle EH37 5UB
Melville Castle Hotel EH18 1AP

Secret Herb Garden Cafe & Bistro EH10 7EA
Dalhousie Castle Hotel And Aqueous Spa EH19 3JB
Dalkeith Country Park EH22 1ST
Penicuik Town Hall EH26 8HS
The Macdonald Holyrood Hotel EH8 8AU
St Matthew's Church EH24 9AT
The Stair Arms Hotel EH37 5TX
The Salters Inn EH22 2DQ

St Mary's Scottish Episcopal Church EH22 2NA
Secret Garden Distillery EH10 7EA
Recruit selection centre Glencorse EH26 0LZ
Newbattle Golf Club Ltd EH22 3AD
Mayfield Community Club EH22 5PG
Kings Acre Golf Course EH18 1AU
H&M Edinburgh Midlothian EH2 2ER
Glencorse Golf Club EH26 0RD

Local Comedians Near Midlothian

Looking for the best local Comedians in Midlothian? Alive Network covers the whole area including Bonnyrigg, Dalkeith, Lasswade, Loanhead, Penicuik.

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Midlothian Comedians

Hire The Best Comedians In Midlothian

Hire The Best Comedians In Midlothian.

Ed Byrne

Matt Richardson

Esther Manito

Tom Rosenthal

Nina Conti

Pete Firman

Ross Noble

Jimmy Carr

Booking A Comedian In Midlothian

What You'll Need To Know

For information on the following, see our Frequently Asked Questions:

Midlothian Venues We Love Working With

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